CG: SO THIS IS THE FIRST VIDEO POST OF THE BUNCH.

[fuckity]

So, ummmmmm.

[ Cue a teenage boy addressing the network! Well, he's sort of like a teenage boy, if teenage boys were grey and had sharp nails and tiny candy corn horns. There are bags under his eyes like he hasn't slept in about, uh, a decade, and he rubs at one of them in irritation, his lips peeling back into a bit of a snarl. ]

What gives? Exactly? I sign up for one thing and get a-fucking-nother? What the everloving turd is up with that? Oh, hey, guys, Karkat's showed up, let's all change the rules and move everything around and really confuse everyone and shit! Haha! Thank you and fuck you very kindly!

[ He pauses a beat, face still screwed up into something irritated - 'tch', he punctuates everything with a glance off to the side and seems to be thinking hard about something. ]

I'm going to look for apple juice. Because I know some asshole and he never shuts the actual bleeding fuck up about apple juice. If I can find anything on this thing!!

Comments

Spam

[with_my_teacup]

...in the population of your old planet going belly up? Or what?

Spam

[fuckity]

What? Well, yeah, that too, but some other shit went down too, with the whole -

Why the fuck am I telling you about this anyway?

Spam

[with_my_teacup]

'Cause I showed you mine first.

Also I bribed you with juice.

Spam

[fuckity]

...Fair.

[ And the juice is pretty good, goddammit. ]

Fine, look. Some human mongoloids - who I guess I've since forgiven - fucked up their own game session and consequentially their boss, blah blah, he crossed into our session, and we had to go fucking hiding with our tails between our legs. There.

Spam

[with_my_teacup]

You live a strange life.

Spam

[fuckity]

Thank you. I think.

Re: Spam

[with_my_teacup]

Well, welcome aboard. It's not actually that much less strange here.

Spam

[fuckity]

Oh yeah? I'd like to see this place surprise me. Actually, I tripley dare it to do so.

Spam

[with_my_teacup]

...adorable.

Yeah, tell me that again after the first breach.

Spam

[fuckity]

Fucking- You're adorable! [ wow nice comeback, ace ]

You'll have every right to tote the I Told You So flag if it ever happens.

Re: Spam

[with_my_teacup]

[Just a grin. Just a wide, shit-eating grin.]

You got a name? I don't think we actually exchanged.

Spam

[fuckity]

It's Karkat. Karkat Vantas. And you're - ?

Re: Spam

[with_my_teacup]

Richard Riddick. Inmate. Juice-slinger. Kitchen staff. [He uses the same nonchalant voice he uses to deliver his rap sheet, but he's working harder on suppressing another smile for this recitation.]

Spam

[fuckity]

[ Karkat give a bit of a snicker, rubbing at one of his eyes again. ] You're a man of many talents.

So you're the one I hit up if I ever want to sneak out popsicles?

Re: Spam

[with_my_teacup]

Me and a couple others. We're gonna start another meal in a half hour, you wanna stick around and see what the cuisine's like.

Spam

[fuckity]

[ Karkat hesitates, looks Riddick over and then the kitchen, both warily, but when his fingers drum on the counter, he nods. ]

Yeah. I could stand to try it out. Just don't fuckin' disappoint, huh?

: Spam

[with_my_teacup]

Golly. Just have to do my best then.

[He smirks and starts to get back to work.]