CG: SO THIS IS THE FIRST VIDEO POST OF THE BUNCH.

[fuckity]

So, ummmmmm.

[ Cue a teenage boy addressing the network! Well, he's sort of like a teenage boy, if teenage boys were grey and had sharp nails and tiny candy corn horns. There are bags under his eyes like he hasn't slept in about, uh, a decade, and he rubs at one of them in irritation, his lips peeling back into a bit of a snarl. ]

What gives? Exactly? I sign up for one thing and get a-fucking-nother? What the everloving turd is up with that? Oh, hey, guys, Karkat's showed up, let's all change the rules and move everything around and really confuse everyone and shit! Haha! Thank you and fuck you very kindly!

[ He pauses a beat, face still screwed up into something irritated - 'tch', he punctuates everything with a glance off to the side and seems to be thinking hard about something. ]

I'm going to look for apple juice. Because I know some asshole and he never shuts the actual bleeding fuck up about apple juice. If I can find anything on this thing!!

Comments

Re: Spam

[with_my_teacup]

Me and a couple others. We're gonna start another meal in a half hour, you wanna stick around and see what the cuisine's like.

Spam

[fuckity]

[ Karkat hesitates, looks Riddick over and then the kitchen, both warily, but when his fingers drum on the counter, he nods. ]

Yeah. I could stand to try it out. Just don't fuckin' disappoint, huh?

: Spam

[with_my_teacup]

Golly. Just have to do my best then.

[He smirks and starts to get back to work.]