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CG: SO THIS IS THE FIRST VIDEO POST OF THE BUNCH.

So, ummmmmm.

[ Cue a teenage boy addressing the network! Well, he's sort of like a teenage boy, if teenage boys were grey and had sharp nails and tiny candy corn horns. There are bags under his eyes like he hasn't slept in about, uh, a decade, and he rubs at one of them in irritation, his lips peeling back into a bit of a snarl. ]

What gives? Exactly? I sign up for one thing and get a-fucking-nother? What the everloving turd is up with that? Oh, hey, guys, Karkat's showed up, let's all change the rules and move everything around and really confuse everyone and shit! Haha! Thank you and fuck you very kindly!

[ He pauses a beat, face still screwed up into something irritated - 'tch', he punctuates everything with a glance off to the side and seems to be thinking hard about something. ]

I'm going to look for apple juice. Because I know some asshole and he never shuts the actual bleeding fuck up about apple juice. If I can find anything on this thing!!

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But it's orange juice and fucking coconuts. [ What is a coconut, actually, it sounds foul and mildly explicit. ] How is that an ambrosia?

[ Oh, that's actually rough. He assumes, he wasn't really hear to experience it, but, hey, things to do are things to do. ] The hell does that leave left? Fucking board games?

So it's just a special, new, rain torrents of piss down upon mine and the ship's day. Okay, that sounds fun.

It's almost as if we're from alternate universes and the constructs of mine are different from your own! Wow, fucking imagine that.

What the hell did you do, steal a pony or something? [ He spits it out sarcastically, but there's a note of genuine interest there. ] Look, fuckass, I can't be the first person to let you know that there are some genuine, absolutely fucking faithless people out there beyond redemption. Granted, there's no guarantee of them being here, but that doesn't further clout their existence. Congratulations, you're presumably not one of them.

[ Karkat lets out a low hiss, leaning back from Riddick in the slightest and clamping his hands down over his nubs. ]

Whoa, dude, don't hit on someone so hard. I'm a troll, for your fucking information. Horns. Badam. [ And he spreads his fingers and lifts his hands to reveal them again, waggling his fingers a little to emphasize them. ]

Well, that would explain why you look like such a dumb motherfucker, wouldn't it?

Wow. Yeah, awesome. You're such a beacon of confidence, I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want you on your team. Jesus, the amount of faith you have in redemption is super overwhelming, guy.

I'm not the squishy pink one waving his nuns and waffles in my face, I wouldn't get so narcissistic!

[ His lips pull back into a bit of a snarl again, a clawed finger rapping impatiently against the camera. ] Is that refutable? Can you argue against the point that some fuckers out there just want to rain fire down from the goddamn skies and nothing else?

[Just. Staring. Because what.]

I don't think- [No, no she's just going to stop there.]

Um. We don't... really know what's happening. Not yet. Sorry you... came at bad time.

And troll is obviously not human, a'ight. Just checking.

You want your apple juice or not?

I can argue that you're a stereotyping dick who doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

This stereotyping dick has obviously seen a lot more shit than the inmate and you could ergo probably stand to learn a thing or two.

I call total and absolute bullshit.

[ She talks- stilted. Kind of like Tavros, in a way, which gives him a pang of nostalgia. But he quirks a bit of a grin despite it because, hey, he caught her off guard and that's kind of funny. ]

Great, so shit's raining down from the skies and even the people here don't know what the hell's going on. I really am writing that letter of complaint, I swear to fuck.

On what? On the shit I've been through or the concept of you learning?

On you seeing a lot more shit than me, dumbass.

What gave it away? The gray skin or the non-bodymods?

[ He pauses, and then nods resolutely, starting to stride his way to the counter with the juice. ] Might as well get this over with. Have you tried it?

[ He actually looks vaguely offended by that one, pauses a moment and leans in closer to the screen to bare his teeth. ]

Fucking try me.

....Well, to begin, I fucking had braces and you didn't.

I mean, jesus christ.

...gray, huh? Noted.

[He nods.] I've tried it. Acidic, good bite. It's a fruit juice, what.

[ Nope, this joke is lost on him. ]

- Like for your legs or what?

For your teeth, dumbass.

- Gray, yeah, of course gray, can you not see that?

Are there glasses around here or do I just take a glug out of the jar like a crazed animal?

Well, how the fuck am I supposed to know! Why would you put them on your teeth?

Well, for one thing, they'd do it to correct your horrible fucking overbite.

Fuck you about that, my teeth are fucking fine! They chew and everything!

Yeah, when the doc drilled my retina and put the reflective coating down I got the edge of the IR wavelengths but I kinda lost color? So no, I can't see it.

[He gives a little half smirk and grabs a glass from the cupboard.]

Hey, you wanna do crazed animal, I won't stop you. You get options here.

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