CG: SO THIS IS THE FIRST VIDEO POST OF THE BUNCH.

[fuckity]

So, ummmmmm.

[ Cue a teenage boy addressing the network! Well, he's sort of like a teenage boy, if teenage boys were grey and had sharp nails and tiny candy corn horns. There are bags under his eyes like he hasn't slept in about, uh, a decade, and he rubs at one of them in irritation, his lips peeling back into a bit of a snarl. ]

What gives? Exactly? I sign up for one thing and get a-fucking-nother? What the everloving turd is up with that? Oh, hey, guys, Karkat's showed up, let's all change the rules and move everything around and really confuse everyone and shit! Haha! Thank you and fuck you very kindly!

[ He pauses a beat, face still screwed up into something irritated - 'tch', he punctuates everything with a glance off to the side and seems to be thinking hard about something. ]

I'm going to look for apple juice. Because I know some asshole and he never shuts the actual bleeding fuck up about apple juice. If I can find anything on this thing!!

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[hellofist]

[Just. Staring. Because what.]

I don't think- [No, no she's just going to stop there.]

Um. We don't... really know what's happening. Not yet. Sorry you... came at bad time.

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[fuckity]

[ She talks- stilted. Kind of like Tavros, in a way, which gives him a pang of nostalgia. But he quirks a bit of a grin despite it because, hey, he caught her off guard and that's kind of funny. ]

Great, so shit's raining down from the skies and even the people here don't know what the hell's going on. I really am writing that letter of complaint, I swear to fuck.

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[hellofist]

[Hey. That's rude, don't get all grin-ful cause she's confused.]

Might backfire, so... be careful, if you do. And... lots of strange stuff happens, so... probably best, to get used to... not having all answers.

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[fuckity]

[ nope too late ]

[ Karkat actually snorts with laughter at that one, his eyes rolling skyward. ] Lady, that's been my whole life. That doesn't mean I wanna be used to it. How would it backfire? I demand examples.

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[hellofist]

[She considers for a moment, trying to think up something good.]

What if... you ask for sweater, because cold? And he traps in room, turns up temperature? Was doing that, before. Best to... not push him. Could make things worse.

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[fuckity]

So what, it's a little hotter, big deal -

[ He gets it, he does, and it reads in the way his expression flickers downward, irritably thoughtful. ] If someone's just pushed by a mildly irritated letter being written in their general direction, there's a lot more serious issues that need to be sussed out besides sweaters, let me tell you.

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[hellofist]

Really not sure... letter will help, in this case.

[She's experience how colorful his language is now though, so maybe it is possible for him to get things done. Maybe the answer is just to swear at the Admiral til things get straightened out.

Probably not. It'll still be funny to see it going down.]