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Jun. 29th, 2014 03:44 pmDON'T SAY IT.
JUST DON'T EVEN SAY IT.
I WILL LITERALLY FIND YOU AND BRING A FUCKING CROWBAR.
GET OUT.
JUST DON'T EVEN SAY IT.
I WILL LITERALLY FIND YOU AND BRING A FUCKING CROWBAR.
GET OUT.
Comments, questions, constructive criticism, welcome here!
How's my Karkat? He grumpy enough? TOO MUCH ORNERY? Lemme know!
So, ummmmmm.
[ Cue a teenage boy addressing the network! Well, he's sort of like a teenage boy, if teenage boys were grey and had sharp nails and tiny candy corn horns. There are bags under his eyes like he hasn't slept in about, uh, a decade, and he rubs at one of them in irritation, his lips peeling back into a bit of a snarl. ]
What gives? Exactly? I sign up for one thing and get a-fucking-nother? What the everloving turd is up with that? Oh, hey, guys, Karkat's showed up, let's all change the rules and move everything around and really confuse everyone and shit! Haha! Thank you and fuck you very kindly!
[ He pauses a beat, face still screwed up into something irritated - 'tch', he punctuates everything with a glance off to the side and seems to be thinking hard about something. ]
I'm going to look for apple juice. Because I know some asshole and he never shuts the actual bleeding fuck up about apple juice. If I can find anything on this thing!!
[ Cue a teenage boy addressing the network! Well, he's sort of like a teenage boy, if teenage boys were grey and had sharp nails and tiny candy corn horns. There are bags under his eyes like he hasn't slept in about, uh, a decade, and he rubs at one of them in irritation, his lips peeling back into a bit of a snarl. ]
What gives? Exactly? I sign up for one thing and get a-fucking-nother? What the everloving turd is up with that? Oh, hey, guys, Karkat's showed up, let's all change the rules and move everything around and really confuse everyone and shit! Haha! Thank you and fuck you very kindly!
[ He pauses a beat, face still screwed up into something irritated - 'tch', he punctuates everything with a glance off to the side and seems to be thinking hard about something. ]
I'm going to look for apple juice. Because I know some asshole and he never shuts the actual bleeding fuck up about apple juice. If I can find anything on this thing!!
ONCE UPON A FUCKING TIME, THERE WERE TWO UNBELIEVABLE ASSHOLES WHO MET.
IN SOME EQUALLY UNBELIEVABLY SHITTY ROOM.
LIKE ONE CARAPACED BULGEFAG AND ONE OF THOSE DOUCHEBAGS WHO WEARS THEIR SUNGLASSES INDOORS WHEN THERE'S NO FUCKING SUN.
THOSE KINDS OF UNBELIEVABLE ASSHOLES.
I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING BELIEVE HE POPS HIS GODDAMN COLLAR
WHO THE FUCK EVEN POPS A COLLAR OTHER THAN GREASY DOUCHEBAGS
AND GREASERS
AND ELVIS
WHOEVER THAT IS
HE SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WHO POPS HIS FUCKING COLLAR
( cut for so much length. )
IN SOME EQUALLY UNBELIEVABLY SHITTY ROOM.
LIKE ONE CARAPACED BULGEFAG AND ONE OF THOSE DOUCHEBAGS WHO WEARS THEIR SUNGLASSES INDOORS WHEN THERE'S NO FUCKING SUN.
THOSE KINDS OF UNBELIEVABLE ASSHOLES.
I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING BELIEVE HE POPS HIS GODDAMN COLLAR
WHO THE FUCK EVEN POPS A COLLAR OTHER THAN GREASY DOUCHEBAGS
AND GREASERS
AND ELVIS
WHOEVER THAT IS
HE SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WHO POPS HIS FUCKING COLLAR
( cut for so much length. )
He wrings his hands a lot more these days. You're always hearing knuckles crack and pop, watching his fingers twist hard at his digits, like he's hoping he's going to yank some of them off, like he's hoping being fingerless is going to keep him from fucking up again.
( And that's all she wrote. )
( And that's all she wrote. )
