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[20:10] TA: sollux had an arguement with a rocj
[20:10] TA: rock*
[20:10] CG: what XD
[20:10] TA: http://community.livejournal.com/a_facility/2564001.html?thread=116720289#t116720289
[20:11] CG: HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
[20:11] CG: khgijwashkjdksljsah he's so mad at the rock omg XD
[20:11] TA: yeah
[20:11] TA: im kind of hoping someone see that and is like
[20:11] TA: WTD IS WRONG WITH YOU
[20:12] CG: now i want karkat to have
[20:12] CG: BY THE WAY, HOW'S YOUR ROCK BUDDY
[20:12] TA: xDD
[20:12] TA: ii dunno, how wa2 riidiing tavro2 rocket?
[20:12] CG: WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T EVEN
[20:12] CG: BY THE WAY THANKS FOR TELLING NEPETA TO MAKE OUT WITH ME, ASSHOLE
[20:14] TA: ii'm not the one who told her two do that but okay
[20:14] TA: 2ure let2 ju2t blame me gue22 ii de2erve iit
[20:14] CG: WOW EXCEPT SHE SAID YOUR NAME ASSHOLE SO SURE, KEEP DOING THE INNOCENT THING!!
[20:15] TA: ii ju2t told her to confe22 not to make a joiint uniion between your mouth2 or 2ome 2hiit liike that
[20:15] TA: come on liike who ii2 that retarded
[20:15] CG: YEAH WELL UH YOU'RE LUCKY SHE HADN'T GRADUATED TO TONGUE YET, THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING
[20:16] TA: god forbiid ii get you 2ome actiion
[20:16] CG: I DON'T NEED ANY ACTION!!!!!!
[20:16] CG: JEGUS GHRIST SHE WAS CRYING AT ME COME ON
[20:16] TA: yeah well
[20:17] TA: that wa2 bound two happen kii22iing or not
[20:17] CG: WHAT. WHY EVEN. I'M AWESOME.
[20:18] TA: well unle22 you were harboriing 2ecret cat loviing feeliing2 thii2 whole tiime and i diidn't even know pretty 2ure there wa2 no way 2he wouldn't have criied
[20:19] CG: UH IT COULD'VE GONE A LITTLE BETTER IF EVERYBODY HAD TOLD HER SHE HAD A SHOT, WHAT THE FUCK.
[20:19] TA: yeah ii wa2n't goiing to tell the cryiing giirl who thought 2he wa2 fat 2he diidn't have a chance
[20:20] TA: ii diidn't 2ay 2he had a chance eiither but
[20:20] CG: OH MY GOD YOU ALL SUCK AT THIS
[20:20] TA: 2orry we can't all have watched twent miiliion romcom2 all miighty love guru
[20:20] CG: WELL MAYBE YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE, DUMBASS!!
[20:20] CG: IT COULD'VE HELPED!!!!
[20:22] TA: well ii dunno what could have happened
[20:22] CG: UH IT WOULD'VE GONE A LITTLE BETTER THAN SURPRISE MAKEOUT TO SOBFEST
[20:23] TA: no iit could have been a lot wor2e
[20:23] TA: ii don't want to be on her bad 2ide thanks
[20:23] CG: OH SURE SO PUT ME THERE INSTEAD!!!!!
[20:23] TA: and al2o iif iit were me and 2omeone 2aiid i diidn't have a chance
[20:23] TA: well yeah your the guy 2he liiked ii mean
[20:23] TA: that2 kiind of your job
[20:23] TA: 2ayiing the whole ye2 or no thiing
[20:24] CG: OH SURE NEXT TIME I'LL LEAD HER ON AND THEN BREAK HER HEART NEXT TIME THAT WILL BE WAY BETTER!!!
[20:25] TA: that ii2 not even what ii 2aiid dude
[20:25] TA: thii2 ii2 2o iimmature
[20:25] CG: YOUR FACE IS IMMATURE!!
[20:25] CG: ARE WE NOT FRIENDS BECAUSE YOU SAID SOMETHING RETARDED
[20:25] CG: IS THAT IT
[20:25] TA: ye2 that2 iit
[20:25] TA: thii2 ii2 the end
[20:26] CG: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:26] CG: WAIT WHAT
[20:26] TA: oh come on
[20:26] TA: kiiddiing
[20:26] CG: LIKE REALLY OR
[20:26] CG: OH
[20:26] CG: I MEAN I KNEW THAT
[20:26] CG: I MEAN
[20:26] CG: IT
[20:26] CG: DON'T BE A DICK
[20:26] TA: haha okay kk 2orry that wa2 my bad
[20:26] CG: WHATEVER IT WAS JUST KIDDING SHEESH
[20:27] TA: ii know
[20:27] TA: at lea2t ii know when one of u2 ii2 jokiing
[20:28] CG: ARE YOU SAYING I DON'T
[20:28] CG: SHEEZ CAN'T EVEN TELL A JOKE
[20:30] TA: i know ii'm 2uch a douche liike that wor2t 2cum two walk alterniia
[20:31] CG: OH YEAH WHAT A DICK WITH YOUR PRANKS I MEAN GOG FORBID
[20:33] TA: gog and the mother grub, hone2tly iim ju2t 2iitiing here waiiting for them to cull me 2hould be anyday now
[20:35] CG: WOW THE AMOUNT OF RETARDATION IN THIS LOG IS JUST ASTOUNDING NOW
[20:36] TA: oh that2 them now kk 2iince thii2 iis the la2t tiime ii'll talk two you ii ju2t want you two know ii 2tiill blame you for my fiir2t death
[20:37] CG: I
[20:37] CG: WHAT
[20:37] TA: ii2 that 2tiill two soon?
[20:37] TA: 2oon even
[20:38] CG: WHY THE FUCK WOULD THAT NOT BE TOO
[20:38] CG: OKAY ARGH
[20:38] CG: NEVER MIND
[20:39] TA: oh come on that wa2 forever ago ii've told you a miilliion tiime2 iit wa2n't your fault
[20:39] CG: NEVER MIND!!
[20:39] TA: what are you 2tiil hung up on thii2?
[20:39] TA: 2eriiou2ly
[20:39] CG: THIS IS VERY STUPID!!
[20:40] TA: oh 2hiit dude ii ju2t make you freak out
[20:40] TA: dude i diidn't even mean that ii 2wear
[20:41] CG: I'M NOT FREAKING OUT SO WE'RE GOING TO FORGET ABOUT THESE KINDS OF THINGS
[20:42] TA: can't we ju2t joke about them and not freak out iif they get brought up? ii for one would liike iit iif that ii2 what we could do
[20:42] CG: HEY ASSHOLE LET'S PRETEND THE PLACES WERE SWITCHED
[20:42] TA: oh god
[20:43] CG: NOW LET'S NOT FREAK OUT, AND JOKE ABOUT IT!!
[20:43] TA: oh gog iim 2uch a fuckiing diick
[20:43] CG: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP THOLLUCKTH
[20:46] TA: oh gog holy jegu2 fuck KK
[20:46] TA: karkat ii, ii really don't blame you
[20:46] TA: at all
[20:48] CG: THIS DOESN'T EVEN MATTER SO JUST STOW IT
[20:49] TA: 2o nepeta had a cru2h on you
[20:50] CG: YEAH APPARENTLY!!
[20:50] TA: 2he made me draw a piicture for her
[20:51] TA: iit ii2 the 2hiitiie2t thiing i have ever 2een
[20:51] CG: WELL YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE SINCE YOU DREW IT
[20:51] TA: yeah and ii couldn't even thiink of anythiing 2o iit2 ju2t 2ome dumb lol-bea2t joke
[20:52] CG: YEAH WELL IT'S JUST A STUPID DRAWING SO I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER EITHER WAY
[20:52] CG: I'D LIKE TO SEE IT, I COULD USE A LAUGH
[20:53] TA: http://i51.tinypic.com/1679u6s.png
[20:53] TA: (it says i can has cheeseburger in troll text)
[20:53] CG: ...
[20:53] CG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
[20:53] CG: THAT IS TRULY TERRIBLE
[20:54] TA: iit really ii2 that bad ii2n't iit
[20:55] CG: HAHAHAHAHA DID YOU STICK THE CRAYON UP YOUR ASS OR SOMETHING
[20:56] TA: 2hut up vanta2, not everyone can draw
[20:56] CG: YEAH NO SHIT I'M ONE OF THEM
[20:57] TA: yeah well
[20:57] TA: ii doubt you could make draw a lol bea2t a2 awe2ome a2 that
[20:57] CG: WELL IT WOULD STILL LOOK LIKE A FUCKING TURD
[20:57] CG: JUST A SLIGHTLY LESS RETARDED TURD
[20:58] TA: ii bet iit wouldn't even be red and blue
[20:58] TA: the 2ole 2aviing grace of thii2 piicture
[20:58] CG: YEAH LIKE I SAID
[20:58] CG: LESS RETARDED
[20:59] TA: 2hut up red and blue are awe2ome
[20:59] TA: ii doubt you can even fiind color2 better than that
[20:59] CG: THEY BOTH KIND OF SUCK ACTUALLY BUT OKAY I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT
[21:00] TA: man blood 2hould be able two be two diiferent color2
[21:00] TA: and al2o that color red
[21:00] CG: THAT SOUNDS FUCKING IDIOTIC ACTUALLY.
[21:01] TA: no iit 2ound2 awe2ome actually
[21:01] CG: NO.
[21:01] CG: IT DOESN'T.
[21:01] CG: WELL OKAY TWO COLORED BLOOD WOULD BE KIND OF COOL
[21:01] CG: NOT THAT IT CAN DO THAT
[21:01] CG: BUT FUCK IT
[21:02] TA: ye2 2ee you agree wiith me
[21:03] CG: THE BLOOD WOULD MIX THOUGH DIPSHIT SO IT'S A STUPID IDEA ANYWAY
[21:05] TA: well yeah that2 why iit2 not possible
[21:05] TA: but iit'd be bada22 iif iit wa2
[21:07] CG: OKAY STOP SAYING STUPID THINGS BECAUSE IT'S JUST REALLY EMBARRASSING FOR YOU
[21:07] CG: TWO-TONED BLOOD WON'T HAPPEN AND BLOOD THAT RED WOULD BE
[21:07] CG: LAME
[21:07] CG: FUCKING LAME
[21:07] CG: SO ANYWAY
[21:08] TA: what the fuck ii2 wrong wiith you that would be so fuckiing cool
[21:08] CG: SERIOUSLY THE STUPID POINTS ARE JUST RACKING UP
[21:09] TA: what are you 2eriiou2, be better than yellow blood come on
[21:09] CG: NO IT WOULD FUCKING NOT IDIOT BECAUSE RED BLOOD IS LOWER ON THE FOOD CHAIN DUHHH
[21:11] TA: first of all who giive2 a 2hiit 2econd of all ii'm not talkiing normal red
[21:11] TA: not liike aradiia had
[21:11] TA: liike
[21:11] CG: OH GREAT SO IT'S MUTANT INSTEAD
[21:11] TA: red
[21:11] CG: THAT'S WAY BETTER
[21:12] TA: dude ii don't make fun of your favoriite color2
[21:12] CG: THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE BECAUSE IT'S WEIRD
[21:12] CG: I MAKE FUN OF TZ TOO, IT'S ONLY FAIR!!
[21:13] TA: what? but TZ's love of red is one of the best thiing2 about her
[21:14] CG: OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING COUP DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID YOU SOUND
[21:14] TA: ii know how awe2ome red and blue are, ii know that much
[21:15] CG: I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU LIKE MUTANTS AND EQUIUS
[21:15] CG: THAT'S A GREAT COMBO FOR YOU
[21:15] TA: oh grub why would you even 2ay that
[21:15] TA: oh my eye2
[21:15] TA: jegu2
[21:15] CG: WELL JEGUS YOU PICKED THEM
[21:17] TA: oh gog ew my pupil-le22 eye2
[21:17] TA: ii need to 2crub them
[21:18] CG: THAT'S WHAT RED AND BLUE ARE, WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING!!
[21:18] TA: im ju2t talkiing about colors not people jegu2
[21:18] CG: YEAH WELL I'M NOT
[21:33] TA: well maybe
[21:34] TA: maybe 2omeone wiith red blood would be 2uper awe2ome to make up for equiiu2 not that that2 even
[21:34] TA: oh 2hut up vanta2
[21:34] TA: you're ruiiniing my dream2
[21:34] TA: my metaphoriical dream2 not my actual dream2
[21:35] CG: THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID, I'M NOT EVEN CONTINUING THIS CONVERSATION BECAUSE YOUR DREAMS ARE DUMB AND THAT BLOOD DOESN'T EXIST SO OKAY??
[21:35] CG: OKAY
[21:38] TA: yeah ii gue22 thii2 one diid get pretty out of hand
[21:38] CG: YEAH SO CAN WE PLEASE JUST IGNORE THIS SHIT BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS STUPID MUTANT FUCKING BLOOD JEGUS
[21:38] CG: MIGHT AS WELL THROW IN RAINBOWS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
[21:39] TA: are you jealou2 ii don't like whatever your blood ii2 be2t?
[21:39] TA: ii'm 2ure your blood ii2 awe2ome two kk
[21:39] TA: not as cool a2 red but whatever
[21:40] CG: OKAY HOW DID WE NOT END THIS CONVERSATION LIKE 200 YEARS AGO
[21:42] TA: yeah ii mean ii wa2 ju2t about to 2ay, im gaggiing a liitle 2crolliing up and readiing thii2
[21:42] CG: NO FUCKING SHIT I MIGHT AS WELL JUST SLIT MY WRISTS OR SOME SHIT JEGUS
[21:42] CG: THIS IS IDIOTIC
[21:43] CG: I'M DELETING THIS LIKE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW