CG: SO THIS IS THE FIRST VIDEO POST OF THE BUNCH.

[fuckity]

So, ummmmmm.

[ Cue a teenage boy addressing the network! Well, he's sort of like a teenage boy, if teenage boys were grey and had sharp nails and tiny candy corn horns. There are bags under his eyes like he hasn't slept in about, uh, a decade, and he rubs at one of them in irritation, his lips peeling back into a bit of a snarl. ]

What gives? Exactly? I sign up for one thing and get a-fucking-nother? What the everloving turd is up with that? Oh, hey, guys, Karkat's showed up, let's all change the rules and move everything around and really confuse everyone and shit! Haha! Thank you and fuck you very kindly!

[ He pauses a beat, face still screwed up into something irritated - 'tch', he punctuates everything with a glance off to the side and seems to be thinking hard about something. ]

I'm going to look for apple juice. Because I know some asshole and he never shuts the actual bleeding fuck up about apple juice. If I can find anything on this thing!!

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[espanola]

[He smirks, shuts his gob. Just 'cause he feels like it.]

[That, though. That's interesting, that he likes, and whether it's like or hate in the end, it all boils down to the same thing.]

I love it. [This isn't true. It's a tool, but a useful one. Close enough to love.]

What do you want to know?

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[fuckity]

Of course you do, you can fight with it. You'd be a dumb fucking person to hate what's usable to your best advantage.

[ What DOES he want to know? What is there to know? He regards Toto like a little puzzle, one that he hasn't gathered quite all the right pieces for; there's ones missing, and others that don't fit. ]

Can you manipulate anyone else's blood? Or is it just yours?

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[espanola]

[He steeples his fingers, considering his answer.]

Only mine. But I'm the one who made this possible - so you could say I've manipulated everyone's who's as powerful as I am.

And if it's in my body, I can use anyone's blood.