CG: SO THIS IS THE FIRST VIDEO POST OF THE BUNCH.

[fuckity]

So, ummmmmm.

[ Cue a teenage boy addressing the network! Well, he's sort of like a teenage boy, if teenage boys were grey and had sharp nails and tiny candy corn horns. There are bags under his eyes like he hasn't slept in about, uh, a decade, and he rubs at one of them in irritation, his lips peeling back into a bit of a snarl. ]

What gives? Exactly? I sign up for one thing and get a-fucking-nother? What the everloving turd is up with that? Oh, hey, guys, Karkat's showed up, let's all change the rules and move everything around and really confuse everyone and shit! Haha! Thank you and fuck you very kindly!

[ He pauses a beat, face still screwed up into something irritated - 'tch', he punctuates everything with a glance off to the side and seems to be thinking hard about something. ]

I'm going to look for apple juice. Because I know some asshole and he never shuts the actual bleeding fuck up about apple juice. If I can find anything on this thing!!

Comments

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[fuckity]

Without so much as a mutiny?

[ Another beat, and then: ] You've been here that long?

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[ichoosefight]

Oh no, there's been tons of mutiny. The last mutiny ended in an awesome beach vacation. [ Risa was great, man. Kirk is the best. ]

Yeah. Still haven't managed to graduate anyone.

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[fuckity]

But none of them seemed to have stuck- [ Wait, did she say. ] Beach vacation?

Yeah? Shit luck with inmates or are you just not very good at it?

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[ichoosefight]

Yup. One of the wardens took over the wheel and took us to a resort planet. [ IT WAS GREAT. ]

Bad luck, mostly.

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[fuckity]

Bets on when the next time that happens is?

Sounds pretty fucking frustrating. How the hell do you move past that?

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[ichoosefight]

I never make bets around here. Stuff's too random.

Years of experience with failure.

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[fuckity]

Good. Bets are for poopy wrigglers and adults with fucking problems.

Well, at least you're honest about it.

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[ichoosefight]

'Poopy wrigglers'? [ No, seriously? That is the most ridiculous thing she has ever heard. ]

Anyway, people make mistakes. That's kind of what this place is about. Nobody's perfect.

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[fuckity]

[ And he'd be awfully proud of that. As it is now, he just lets out an impatient sort of 'tsk' before he elucidates: ] You'd call them 'babies'. Babies that shit hard in their little diapers.

Yeah, I suppose. The point therein being to get them a little more perfect than they're already flying, though.

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[ichoosefight]

[ Whatever man, that is such a lame insult. ] Right. [ Anyway moving on. ]

I feel like the idea is much less perfect and much more functioning well in relation to other people.

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[fuckity]

Well, yeah, if you wanna be specific about it. Keep the crazies from slaughtering everyone and you might earn yourself some points by the end of the day.

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[ichoosefight]

[ She laughs. ] That's the general idea, yeah.