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KARKAT GODDAMN VANTAS ([personal profile] fuckity) wrote2013-03-28 02:16 pm
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CG: SO THIS IS THE FIRST VIDEO POST OF THE BUNCH.

So, ummmmmm.

[ Cue a teenage boy addressing the network! Well, he's sort of like a teenage boy, if teenage boys were grey and had sharp nails and tiny candy corn horns. There are bags under his eyes like he hasn't slept in about, uh, a decade, and he rubs at one of them in irritation, his lips peeling back into a bit of a snarl. ]

What gives? Exactly? I sign up for one thing and get a-fucking-nother? What the everloving turd is up with that? Oh, hey, guys, Karkat's showed up, let's all change the rules and move everything around and really confuse everyone and shit! Haha! Thank you and fuck you very kindly!

[ He pauses a beat, face still screwed up into something irritated - 'tch', he punctuates everything with a glance off to the side and seems to be thinking hard about something. ]

I'm going to look for apple juice. Because I know some asshole and he never shuts the actual bleeding fuck up about apple juice. If I can find anything on this thing!!

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espanola: (☆ like some cold machine)

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[personal profile] espanola 2013-04-04 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[There's the flicker of something sly - a deliberate flicker, but hey, it's there - and then back to innocent face.]

You're going to have to be a little more specific with your questions.
mistconduct: (bros to the end)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-04-04 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Like he would know what it's for.
with_my_teacup: (Default)

Re: Spam

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-04-04 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Just a grin. Just a wide, shit-eating grin.]

You got a name? I don't think we actually exchanged.
fuckity: (I'M MILDLY FOND OF YOU.)

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[personal profile] fuckity 2013-04-04 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ CAUGHT IT, and deliberate or not, Karkat's mouth starts to peel into a knowing grin. ]

Okay, let's play a game then. It's the specificity game. I ask a question and you get to answer it and that's the game. Okay?
fuckity: (THE PARTY DON'T START)

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[personal profile] fuckity 2013-04-04 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Where the fuck do you even get a kazoo on a ship?
espanola: (☆ coming back just to be fed)

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[personal profile] espanola 2013-04-04 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[He pretends to consider this, but really, it's a foregone conclusion. Of course he'll play.]

Okay.
fuckity: (EW.)

Spam

[personal profile] fuckity 2013-04-04 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
It's Karkat. Karkat Vantas. And you're - ?
patheticvillain: (ʭ another clever word)

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[personal profile] patheticvillain 2013-04-04 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Ask your warden for one and he'll ask the Admiral and the Admiral will make it happen. Poof. Magic.

Except not anymore, since he's incredibly high right now.
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fuckity: (FUCK YOU TOWN!)

[personal profile] fuckity 2013-04-04 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Then shove it down his freaking throat until he gets the memo!
with_my_teacup: (Default)

Re: Spam

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-04-04 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Richard Riddick. Inmate. Juice-slinger. Kitchen staff. [He uses the same nonchalant voice he uses to deliver his rap sheet, but he's working harder on suppressing another smile for this recitation.]
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fuckity: (I'M OKAY. (I PROMISE.))

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[personal profile] fuckity 2013-04-04 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Karkat plants his chin on a fist. ]

Is there any point in asking what you did to end up here or would that be wasting my time?
mistconduct: ([unmasked] snl kicks ass)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-04-04 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
You have not met my warden. But I dare you to do that when you see him.
espanola: (☆ so i can't breathe)

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[personal profile] espanola 2013-04-04 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ Toto also plants his chin on his fist. Mirroring. It's a thing.]

You can ask.

I ran a prison, like this one.
fuckity: (F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER)

Spam

[personal profile] fuckity 2013-04-04 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Karkat give a bit of a snicker, rubbing at one of his eyes again. ] You're a man of many talents.

So you're the one I hit up if I ever want to sneak out popsicles?
fuckity: (UMMMM.)

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[personal profile] fuckity 2013-04-04 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Karkat's fingers flex automatically like he might move because of it, but he stays stubbornly still regardless. ]

Okayyyy, but that sounds like a largely good thing in the scheme of things.
espanola: (☆ i'll be waiting)

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[personal profile] espanola 2013-04-04 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I thought.

[He raises his eyebrows. Not a question, Karkat. Ask a question. Play the game.]
fuckity: (WHAT ARE YOU BLABBERING ABOUT.)

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[personal profile] fuckity 2013-04-04 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, but let's try me cutting out the middle man and just be a warden instead. And then ask.

When he's not being shithive maggots crazypantstown.
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[personal profile] patheticvillain 2013-04-04 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
You said 'you,' which is me, which means hey, not a warden.

. . . Really good description, though.
fuckity: (SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS.)

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[personal profile] fuckity 2013-04-04 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh -

[ For the love of fuck, he makes a grumble in his throat and then asks: ]

Why wasn't it a good thing?
fuckity: (THIS ISN'T EMBARRASSMENT)

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[personal profile] fuckity 2013-04-04 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. I thought we were going for the prophetic 'you' here, and, you know what, never mind.

Yes, thank you, I'm a master of vocabulary.
fuckity: (ARE YOU SURE?)

[personal profile] fuckity 2013-04-04 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Get me a bar of soap and maybe I will!
mistconduct: (profile grin)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-04-04 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Done. When I find my warden, we'll do it.
fuckity: (CASUALLY NOSEBLEEDING.)

[personal profile] fuckity 2013-04-04 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ no karkat this is a terrible idea ]

Well, fine, done deal.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] breakfast time)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-04-04 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[worst idea ever. he'll break your fingers]

Cool. Looking forward to it.
espanola: (☆ jesus christ that's a pretty face)

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[personal profile] espanola 2013-04-04 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[This question has a fairly complex answer; Toto pauses and hums, weaving his fingers together as he considers phrasing.]

Fighting was encouraged. And televised. [Although fighting really isn't a strong enough word.]

It was also a birdcage. And the birds fought, too.
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