Ha! Ha ha. [ Not even real laughter, not really; just sarcastic vocalizations of the sound. ] Don't you lie to me. You're totally trying to impress me right now. Do you think it's working?

[ The latter garners some thought, a careful consideration of how humans are still a study, still something that he cares to figure out without the assured nature that he ever will. ] Because I fucking feel like it! [ Initially, and then: ] Because it's interesting.