[ Which is still a sore point for him, no matter how much time he spends with the humans and realizes they're not creatures entirely, completely filled with poop and indiscretions (though they are, still, in large part) (just like trolls). ]

Okay, wow, so climb into a volcano of fuck you, [ he ticks off on a finger, before his journey continues, ] firstly, but secondly, if you're trying to impress me? Honey, that's not the way it's going to fucking happen. You know, that doesn't even make you special; it just makes you an asshole. So congratulations, goal achieved on that one.