[Iris is still in shock, partly from being randomly teleported and demoted, but mostly from having her TARDIS disappear. Karkat cheers her up a little, because she loves anyone that gets pissy and combative in a crisis and because he's the second of his species she's met and she adored the first one.]

'Ello, poppet. I'm afraid you arrived at a bit of a bad time. I don't think I've got any apple juice, but I've still got gin an' lemon.