You paid- [ He huffs out a breath. ] Wow, okay, sympathy gone out the goddamn window. Ever heard of a flashlight, pal?

[ Upon inspection, the liquid appears to be amber and entirely disgusting-looking. Like yellow-blooded piss in a jar. Whatever, Karkat's gingerly picking up the glass and knocking back a hearty sip, and- ]

[ BLUH no wait it's actually pretty damn tasty. ] The fuck have I been missing out on?