Ha. The very cherry on top of a fuck you sundae.

[ He looks a bit surprised by the offer of a tour - humans, as his studies tend to go, seem inherently helpful towards their peers, and it's a constant source of novelty to him. ] That depends. Just how familiar are you with the premises? Because like shit am I going around toting some lost soul until we traverse the area only enough to trip across some murderous, horned hoofbeast hidden within the heart of this place.