It's almost as if we're from alternate universes and the constructs of mine are different from your own! Wow, fucking imagine that.

What the hell did you do, steal a pony or something? [ He spits it out sarcastically, but there's a note of genuine interest there. ] Look, fuckass, I can't be the first person to let you know that there are some genuine, absolutely fucking faithless people out there beyond redemption. Granted, there's no guarantee of them being here, but that doesn't further clout their existence. Congratulations, you're presumably not one of them.