Ouch, sick, I'm really wounded by all these harsh burns.

You don't know the first thing about me, asshole. I could be the greatest warden this piece of shit's ever seen and you'd never know because you've just got your undergarments all tangled up in your nook. What are you, an Inmate who's devious ways just got offended? Or the best buddy Warden who thinks every bad-doer out there's just misunderstood?